Why did you hit your brother?

Juan Pablo: "Because I did."

Me: "Why are you coloring on the floor?"
Juan Pablo: "Because I am."

Me: "Emmanuel, why are you mashing banana all over the table?"
Juan Pablo: "Because he is."

Perfect reasoning, right?

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Anonymous said…
We have similar conversations:
Mom: Benjamin, stop washing your hands with the banana
Ben: But I have to wash my hands with the banana

Fun stuff :)